how to edit a photo like me haha

GEE GEE GEE baby, hahaha how's ur life? good? but now, im not really good fwens -_-'. but i want to show u about my edited photos :D hahahaha, and u should give comments! yeah actually, these photos have been uploaded to my facebook (if u dont hv it, u can add me), but maybeeee my lovely readers never look at those before, so i'll attach some photos here and give the ways (how to edit a photo like mine) :

How to edit a photo like these? I'll give you some advices (how arrogant am I! -_-')

• You should take photo in bright place and good camera, esp in the pixels. About background and the object, there's should be a differences in colors, in order that you'll be easier in cropping the picture use Adobe Photoshop
• Choose cool background in internet! surely you can do it, bcs it's the easiest way i think :D haha
• FIRST AT ALL, i just want to remember youuu, never edit photo like me! use ur creativity in doing it, bcs in editing photos, there's no way about do the same way like the others people, it's all about pour ur imagination on it! I KNOW, YOU CAN DO THAT :D